thetindog:

theladthatlived:

georgesus:

"He’s a little fighter. He kind of, he wriggles around quite a lot.” - Prince William

its like when you take dogs out of water and they carry on swimming

MOTHER, UNHAND ME, I HAVE A COUNTRY TO GOVERN

(via orgasm)

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fawun:

if any of you guys ever met me irl you would probably go to the nearest free wifi hotspot and unfollow me straight after

(Source: yzma, via pizza)

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monobeartheater:

ennvui:

moldykins:

please don’t tease carnivorous plants like this!!!! it takes enormous amounts of their energy to dissolve the insects that they need to survive and it takes days to process them!!! when you do this you’re wasting all of their energy and pretty much starving them!!!!!

it’s a fuckin’ plant jesus christ

yeah and its still a living thing are you the kind of person who pulls the legs off of ants or steps on snails on purpose jackass?

monobeartheater:

ennvui:

moldykins:

please don’t tease carnivorous plants like this!!!! it takes enormous amounts of their energy to dissolve the insects that they need to survive and it takes days to process them!!! when you do this you’re wasting all of their energy and pretty much starving them!!!!!

it’s a fuckin’ plant jesus christ

yeah and its still a living thing are you the kind of person who pulls the legs off of ants or steps on snails on purpose jackass?

(Source: wild-guy, via peoplemagazine)

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polemccartney:

and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa

(via armadillo)

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seasluq:

Dear Tooth Fairy,

look i know this is an adult tooth but i really need to pay for my college tuition so if u could cut me some slack and leave about $20,000 that would be really cool

(via inactiveblogger)

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fiftyshadesofgwen:

fiftyshadesofgwen:

One time me and some friends dressed up as the royal family to go to school and it was p great

i really don’t understand why people are reblogging this (seriously guys this is like 4 months old how did you even find it) but I dug up some extra scandalous pictures of the queen shhhhh:

fiftyshadesofgwen:

fiftyshadesofgwen:

One time me and some friends dressed up as the royal family to go to school and it was p great

i really don’t understand why people are reblogging this (seriously guys this is like 4 months old how did you even find it) but I dug up some extra scandalous pictures of the queen shhhhh:

(via peoplemagazine)

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krystalrneth:

U know you’ve grown up when you don’t find the same people on YouTube funny anymore

(Source: foodtrucker, via exhists)

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die-libelle:

i swear if teen girls start walking around with unlit cigarettes in their mouths after ‘the fault in our stars’ movie shit will go down

(Source: brokenforests, via prolusion)

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