soft-communism:

soloses:

why use gendered terms like dude, girl, etc with your friends when u can just call them comrade

image

❤☮☭folloш foя мoяе soft сoммцпisм☭☮❤

(via poryqon)

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loopyleprechaun:

I googled guinea pig with brussel sprouts and let me tell you I was not disappointed 

loopyleprechaun:

I googled guinea pig with brussel sprouts and let me tell you I was not disappointed 

(via inactiveblogger)

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nevermorethoughts:

How I view my Tumblr audience: image

How it actually is: image

(via whoredinarygirl)

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stability:

*eats pizza*

i just

*sips soda*

dont undersand

*bites cookie*

why

*touches face*

i have acne

(via stability)

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proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(Source: proctalgia, via asian)

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shitshilarious:

shitshilarious:

DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS

max wants to make it clear that he is grateful for the 100k notes but that he is normally a lot more easy going and professional 

shitshilarious:

shitshilarious:

DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS

max wants to make it clear that he is grateful for the 100k notes but that he is normally a lot more easy going and professional 

(via studip)

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is-earned-not-given:

sultana-bran:

jesselaceypanties:

whose dog is it?

It’s not a dog it’s a kangaroo

99% sure that’s not a kangaroo

is-earned-not-given:

sultana-bran:

jesselaceypanties:

whose dog is it?

It’s not a dog it’s a kangaroo

99% sure that’s not a kangaroo

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via hot-spockets)

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2 days ago
awwww-cute:

Banana. Bunny in a cup for scale. That is all

awwww-cute:

Banana. Bunny in a cup for scale. That is all

(via done)

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